MOURINHO: I will not be distracted by guardiola battle

The pair had a spiky relationship while in charge of Barcelona and Real Madrid, but the special one is determined not to let that rivalry hurt is new employer.

Jose Mourinho will not let the incidence of his personal duel with Pep Guardiola escalate in Manchester next season as he fears that would hand the initiative to one of their title rivals.

Mourinho who was appointed manager at Manchester United last week and incoming Manchester city boss Guardiola have a frosty relationship forged by their time at Real Madrid and Barcelona respectively.

The pair's simmering feud exploded prior to the 2011 champions league semi-final when Guardiola hit out at the Portuguese's media persona. Four months later Mourinho poked Guardiola's assistant Tito Vilanova in the eye, sparking a melee between the players and coaching staff.

Despite the history of acrimony, Mourinho insisted he will not instigate more rivalry when he starts work at old trafford.

Speaking at Lisbon university, Mourinho said my experience does not allow me to be innocent. I was with Guardiola for four years in a league where he or i would be champion. Here, if i focus on him or he on me, the champion will be another  (manager).

Mourinho has been linked with a move for sporting lisbon midfielder Joao Mario but insist he has no intentions of prising players from Portuguese clubs. 'I will not take anyone from here' he concluded.

Luxembourg 1 - 3 Nigeria : Iheanacho & Ighalo goals give Eagles second straight victory

Nigeria won their second straight game 3-1 against Luxembourg in Tuesday’s international friendly played at the Stade Josy Barthel in Luxembourg City.

Returning to the starting line up for the first time since 2013, Brown Ideye opened scoring for the Nigerians before Kelechi Iheanacho scored his second in as many games and substitute Odion Ighalo put the encounter beyond the hosts.

Vincent Thill’s late goal was scant consolation for the hosts who struggled to match their more established opponents.

Coach Salisu Yusuf named six changes to the side that narrowly defeated Mali in Rouen last week as he brought on Ideye in place of Ighalo, goalkeeper Daniel Akpeyi for Carl Ikeme and Kenneth Omeruo for Leon Balogun.
Nigeria dominated proceedings with as much as 72 per cent of possession in the first half
where they were rewarded with Ideye’s goal on 36 minutes as the striker pounced early after goalkeeper Anthony Moris had punched out Ogenyi Onazi’s shot from outside the box.

This came after key misses from Alex Iwobi and Aminu Umar who started in place of Moses Simon.

Both Iwobi and Umar made way early at the restart for Michael Babatunde and Simon as coach Luc Holtz also sent on Thill in place of Florian Bohnert.

The Super Eagles consolidated their lead on 69 minutes when Simon turned provider for Iheanacho to convert a simple tap in after Moris had been left stranded.

Yusuf made further changes as he brought on Gbenga Arokoyo for William Troost-Ekong in defence, Wilfried Ndidi and Raheem Lawal for Ogenyi Onazi and Shehu Abdullahi in midfield.

The hosts did not give up and would notch a goal on 90 minutes when Thill found the
Nigerian defence open and shot past Akpeyi to wild celebrations on the field and in the
bleacher stands.

Any hope of a final flourish by the hosts was dashed when Iheanacho created an opportunity for Ighalo to make it 3-1 in added-on time.

With two wins in their last two friendly
matches, Nigeria will take confidence in their team building process ahead of the 2018 World Cup draws to be made in June.

LADIES : BITTER TRUTH YOU MUST SWALLOW :

1. Sex doesn't keep a man, if you like, turn 360%
on bed, he will still dump you. Bleach until you
become white, if he doesn't notice the qualities of
a wife in you, he will leave you.
2. A man who win your love with cash may not
stay forever. Real men doesn't settle down with
fake women who love money.
3. The beauty of a woman can take her to a
Palace but her character will determine how long
she stays in the palace. Beauty attracts men but
character keep them.
4. Material things definitely has its merits but it
cannot alone provide the riches of a truly
meaningful life.
5. Being sexy without a character will not get you
a husband, you will only get a boyfriend.
6. Sex can bring pleasure but it can never bring
love, sex is a product of love, love is not a
product of sex.
7. Sex can make a man stay with you overnight
but love will make him stay for a lifetime.
8. There are some things that money just can't
buy like manners, moral and integrity.
9. How you dress will definitely determine how
men will address you.

MARCUS RUSHFORD SIGNS NEW DEAL WITH MAN United.

Marcus Rushford has signed a new contract at Manchester United which keeps him at the club until at June 2020 with an option to Extend for a further year.Rashford,18,came through the ranks of our Academy and was handed a first team debut for the European league game against Midtylland.

He grabbed his opportunity with both hands by scoring twice. A feat he remarkably repeated three days later on his first league appearance against Arsenal. Marcus has made 17 appearance and scored 8 goals.

The executive vice chairman Ed Woodward Said

"Marcus is a naturally talented footballer with great potential. He has taken chances well and has integrated into the first team very quickly. I am delighted that Marcus has signed a new contract. He is at the right club to continue his development. He is still very young and we need to be patient but he is developing in the right way and we believe he has a great future ahead of him.

"Marcus Rushford said

"I am delighted to have signed a new contract. I have always been a Manchester United fan,so to be playing in the first team really is a dream Come true.I am grateful for having the chance to prove myself to be able to play football at the biggest club in the world means everything to me and my Family ".

Chad Ex President Sent To life in prison For Rape And Crimes.

A special Court in Senegal has sentenced former chadian president Hissene Habre to life in prison after finding him guilty of crimes against humanity and torture committed during his Eight Years Rule.

The Extraordinary Africa Chambers,a Court Operating Under an African Union Mandate, made the Announcement yesterday in Senegal capital, Dakar.

It was gathered That Habre, 73,had Reportedly spent more than two decades in Exile in the West African nation before being placed in custody in 2013.He was found not guilty of war crimes including,binding water torture and rape.

Habre,who ruled land locked ilo producer Chad from 1982 to 1990,was accused of causing the deaths of as many as 40,000 people. He denied the charges and said he didn't Acknowledge the Authority of the court,remaing silent throughout most of the proceedings. Habre wore sunglasses and a white Turban that covered his mouth as the judge read the verdict.

See Adele's reaction towards a fan filming her in a concert

During her Verona, Italy show on Sunday evening, Adele brought her show to a halt in order to admonish a fan for filming her while she sang.

Adele, known for her quick wit and grace under fire, demonstrated her gift for the gab once again as she shut down the fan filming her.

Wearing one of her signature black sequinned gowns, the 28-year-old singer was performing at the Arena di Verona when she saw the concertgoer with recording equipment (a camera and a tripod).

Pointing to her, she said:

“Yeah, I want to tell that lady as well, can you stop filming me with a video camera because I’m really here in real life. You can enjoy it in real life, rather than through your camera.”

“Can you take your tripod down? This isn’t a DVD, this is a real show, and I would really like you to enjoy my show because there’s lots of people outside that couldn’t come in.”

The whole exchange was captured by another concertgoer, who posted it on Twitter.

The British singer has recently splashed out $9.5million on a mansion in LA County in a top secret sale. The mansion boasts of four bedrooms, six bathrooms, a pool, a treehouse and even an outdoor train set.

The 6,600 square foot home is set in an exclusive gated community and she got herself a bargain, as the property was initially listed at $9.9million.

Adele reportedly recently signed a £90million record deal — the biggest ever handed to a British musician. The singer’s Sony Music contract tops the £80million EMI paid Robbie Williams in 2002.

It is also the most valuable for a woman, eclipsing Whitney Houston’s £70million from Arista in 2001.

Adele, who according to this year’s Sunday Times Rich List, is already worth £85million, with this deal, will nearly double her fortune overnight to a staggering £175million.

See pictures of Governor Wike ‘One Year In Office’ Anniversary With EXTRAVAGANT Banquet (Photos)

Senator Ben Bruce complained he was blocked from greeting PMB, see the reply he got on his twitter lmao.. (Photos)

Bruce, who joined his colleagues at the Democracy day dinner says he was blocked when he attempted to greet the president like a senator did.

Senator Bruce is known to be very critical of the current administration, particularly the president.

SOLDIER BREAKS SIDE MIRROR OF VEHICLES FOR TAKING THE WRONG LANE. (pictures)

A Young Nigerian Soldier Came to Rescue People Travelling On Lagos -Ore Expressway Yesterday.

According To Reports, The Soldier Was In A Bus Was Said To Have Alighted Just To Save Travelers Stuck Up In The Traffic Caused By some Vehicles That were In The Wrong Lane And Wrong Side Of The Road.

Without Looking At Anybody's Face Or The Brand Of  Vehicles, He Broke side mirror of All Violating Vehicles And In A Few Minutes, The Road Got Cleared.

6 WEIRD PLACES LADIES TAKE PHOTOS USED AS PROFILE PICTURES.

Most ladies in the Nigerian society want to keep up with the fake profile which many people know them with. These ladies can not even be comfortable in their own skin so they always aspire to be something & someone they are not.
Its fascinating that the first thing they do when they get to a beautiful & serene place is to take pictures. There is nothing wrong in appreciating a beautiful environment but ladies in Nigeria do this every time.
With the use of smart & tech phones this days, ladies want to put up with the best picture they have as their profile picture. The appalling thing is that some of them who always put nice pictures stay in the ghetto. Some even leave their houses & go to take picture using the background of the most beautiful house on the street. We understand that most of these ladies want to look good but then too much of everything is bad. While every woman can not be a model, you could be comfortable being who you are & handle your present personality with grace.
Here are some of the weird places ladies snap pictures they use as display picture this days.

1)  TOILET:  This is the most popular spot ladies would fight hard to take picture. Selfies trend in this zone & it's shocking to know that ladies deliberately use the rest room because they want to take pictures. Toilets that are beautiful & tiled are well loved by Nigerian girls.

2)  PASSENGER SEAT:  Many ladies love taking pictures in the car, many of enjoy posing behind The wheels even though they can't drive. Ladies do this any time they have the opportunity to sit in a car that is clean & posh.
They have different filters they use to make the picture come out well before they upload them as display picture. Most ladies like talking pictures in cars & just don't mind whether its their car or someone else's.

3)  DURING CHURCH SERVICE:  The church is another place ladies take pictures which they post as display pictures. Most of this ladies may not even know the topic been preached in the church. All they are concerned about is their looks & the venue. Once their make up is well done, they proceed to take pictures when everyone is busy praying & firing the demons in their families.

4)  PUBLIC TRANSPORT:  Ladies also enjoy talking picture in buses. We really do not know what spurns them on or what inspires them to start this trend. They really do not care much about their safety in a place like that where there could be thieves or hoodlums. What matters to this ladies is getting a good shot of themselves so they could edit the background & put up as display picture on their phones. Funny enough this trend even extends to keke napep.

5)  RESTAURANT & HOTELS:  Ladies love taking pictures in hotel lobbies & restaurants. As soon as they check out the environment & they feel they like it, they would be good to take pictures, they would bring out their selfie stick & start. There are some ladies that will always put up pictures of themselves in beautiful bars & restaurants. You sometimes can't help but wonder if  to they live there or what?

6)  CAR PARKS: It is really laughable seeing ladies taking pictures of themselves in car parks or lots when they are not car dealers. Who are they fooling by the way? Having a fleet of cars show in the background of their picture make them feel good for some unknown reasons.

6 WAYS TO BOOST YOUR SELF ESTEEM.

Self esteem is our own estimation of our self worth as people or persons. It encompasses decisions we have made about who we are and the beliefs that we hold about ourselves. If you were to finish the sentence, i am ............. several times, you may get a peek into the state of your self esteem. Whether you see yourself in a positive or negative light affects every decision that you make. It affects the way you treat yourself and the way you allow others treat you too.
Its important to recognise that since your self esteem has a lot to do with decisions you have make about yourself, that you the power to boost your self esteem. If you think that your self esteem is lacking, then you have the opportunity to do something about it.
There are certain practices that you can choose to help you strengthen your self esteem, which includes the following;

1)  SELF ACCEPTANCE:  Self acceptance means loving yourself unconditionally. It does not mean that you do not want to improve, it just means you are able to accept that this is who you are at the moment while you strive to get improvement. It means you stop belittling yourself.

2)  ACCEPT 100% RESPONSIBILITY:  This is very empowering. Letting go of excuses and blame means that you are in control of your life, when you accept 100% responsibility for the state of your life and self esteem you free yourself from waiting for anyone to change you, so you correct some of your flaws and improve yourself in the given areas of life and be better.

3)  STAND UP FOR YOURSELF: If you donot respect and value yourself, others never will. Find your voice and learn to be assertive rather than passive, aggressive or passive aggressive. As you learn to say yes to what you want and need and no to what you do not need or what, your opinion of yourself will increase.

4)  TURN OFF THE AUTO PILOT:  Become aware of your thoughts, feelings and actions. Decide to be proactive and to more consciously choose those thoughts, feelings and actions. Accept that your wants and needs are as important as those of others.

5)  SET GOALS: Having a sense of purpose and direction boosts self esteem. Find something that excites and interest you. Set your sights on improving yourself and situation, and more importantly set your sights on helping others.

6)  GUARD YOUR INTEGRITY:  Say what you mean and mean what you say. Be honest with yourself and with those around you, when you go against what you stand for or value in other to please others, you hurt your opinion yourself.
Nathaniel Brandon said since self esteem is a consequence, or a product of an internally generated practice, we cannot work on it directly, neither our own or anyone else's. So we must address ourselves from the source. Create a climate that supports and reinforces the practice that strengthens your self esteem.

10 THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU WHILE USING THE ATM IN NIGERIA.

Being in Nigeria is hard enough but when you are a Nigerian who resides in the country, you would understand that living here could also be frustrating.
While people complain of not having money to spend, they also worry about the stress they have to go through when they want to withdraw from the automated teller machines known as ATM, they go through a different struggle entirely.
If you have ever tried using ATM in Nigeria, then you would understand that its a 50-50 chance, you can never be sure of what happens when you get there or if you'll be able to make a successful transaction. Below are some of the things you could face when trying to withdraw from the ATM in Nigeria.

1) QUEUES: This is the first thing that could turn you off when you try using an ATM in Nigeria. The queue is usually long & depressing,it would be difficult getting to do anything on days like that as you could end up getting stuck there.

2) WHEN YOU SUDDENLY SEE 10 PEOPLE IN YOUR FRONT: While you must have made up your mind to join the queue on days you have no choice, you would be shocked to see people who were not on the queue joining the line. These people claim to have been there before & only went to do something. At this your hope of been the next person would be dashed again.

3) WHEN THE MACHINE GOES OUT OF SERVICE: After you must have waited for long on the queue, the machine could decide to misbehave just then & go out of service. It is usually more painful when you have one or two persons in front of you when this happens. If the service is not restored immediately, that means you have to go to some other bank & start the struggle all over again.

4) WHEN THE PERSON IN YOUR FRONT HAS 5CARDS: This is another form of frustration, Imagine been on the queue for hours only to have the person in front of you bringing out five ATM cards. This means waiting for as long as possible before you finally get the chance to use the machine. The annoying part is most of these people are very slow & could take eternity trying to figure out how to use the machine.

5) WHEN YOU HAVE A NOVICE IN FRONT OF YOU: Indeed there are many annoying people in Nigeria, these people could have been on that queue for as long as you have been there yourself without mentioning their inability to use the machine.
When its their turn to withdraw, they would spend their more time trying to figure out how the machine works & would press almost all the buttons on the machine before finally asking for help.

6) WHEN THE PERSON BEFORE YOU KEEPS WITHDRAWING:                Now this could make you cry especially if you want to withdraw a small amount from the ATM. You would be in constant fear as you do not want the machine to out of service when its your turn or stop dispensing. People like this are usually annoying as they would keep withdrawing like they want to finish the money in the machine.

7) TEMPORALY OUT OF SERVICE: Its finally your turn & machine is temporarily out of service. After wasting your time on the queue & having seen all sorts of people withdraw, the machine could blank on you & say temporarily unable to dispense cash.
But Nigeria's are very patient & could decide to wait, luckily a bank official may be around to load the ATM again.

8) YOU FINALLY WITHDRAW: Imagine the joy & relief that comes from been able to withdraw money, you feel satisfied & do not really care the time you spent to withdraw.

9) WHEN YOUR CARD REFUSES TO COME OUT: Your joy could turn cold after you withdraw & your card refuse to come out, you get stuck & your struggle starts all over again trying to figure out how to collect your card.
You may also worry about impatient people who are eager to use the machine.

10) WHEN YOU GET DEBITED TWICE: As if the devil wants to add salt to your injury, the network could act up & make them debit you twice. Normally the debit amount should be reversed in a few minutes but anything is possible in Nigeria, so you have to lodge the complaint as soon as possible if you ever want to get your money back machine is temporarily out of service. After wasting your time on the queue & having seen all sorts of people withdraw, the machine could blank on you & say temporarily unable to dispense cash.
But Nigeria's are very patient & could decide to wait, luckily a bank official may be around to load the ATM again.

A DREAM COME TRUE: ZIDANE

Real Madrid coach Zinedine Zidane was thrilled to
win the Champions League final.
Zidane's team survived a penalty shootout against
Atletico Madrid .
He stated: “I'm happy with everything that we've
done together. It's by no means easy to win the
Champions League. We've worked hard and fought
for it and I'm very happy.
“We went into the game in good shape. Towards the
end we suffered physically. The players had cramps
but that's normal. Mentally, there's a lot of
pressure. You have to fight and we've got there by
working hard. When you win something as big as the
Champions League, it means a lot to the players,
the coaching staff and the fans.
“Yes, I've dreamed about this. I'm positive. The
president has given me the opportunity to coach
this great club. I've got a phenomenal squad who
have fought and worked incredibly hard. Having
players with this kind of talent, you can achieve
something great."

REAL MADRID WINS CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

Real Madrid were crowned champions of Europe for the 11 th Time after defeating atletico Madrid In a dramatic penalty shoot out in Milan.

Sergio Ramon's controversial finish put Zinedine Zidane's side ahead before Atletico striker Antoine Griezmann missed a penalty.

However, substitute Yannick Carrasco sent the Champions League Final into Extra time with a close Range Finish.

Cristiano Ronaldo Struck the Winning Penalty After Juanfran Had missed.

Jose Mourinho, the new manager for Manchester United

In a few hours, Manchester United will confirm the appointment of Jose Mourinho as United’s new manager.

The announcement will be made on Thursday after two days of negotiations between United executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward and Mourinho’s advisor, Jorge Mendes.

The contract will see the former Chelsea coach sign a £10m-a-year, three-year contract with Manchester United.

Although United is yet to officially announced the contract, UK media reports say that Jose Mourinho has signed his contract with Manchester United.

Jose Mourinho will be officially announced as Old Trafford’s third manager in three years on Thursday following the dismissal of outsted Dutch coach Louis van Gaal even after winning the FA Cup for the club last weekend.

Mourinho will be earning double the £5m-a-year salary paid to Van Gaal, with the daunting task of restoring United to the zenith of English and European football, with titles to show for it.

According to the reports, details of the new deal include bonuses that will pay Mourinho an additional £5 million and £2.5 million respectively if he successfully leads Man United to the Champions League or Premier League title each season.

Potential conflicts over ownership rights as well as sponsorship deals between Mourinho’s personal sponsors and those of United were resolved at the negotiating table.

Jose Mourinho Congratulated By Former Captain Ferdinand

Earlier today, former Manchester United Captain, Rio Ferdinand took to his Facebook page to congratulate Mourinho as well as give him some advice on how best to lead the club to glory.

In his post, Ferdinand offered the following advice to incoming coach Mourinho:

“The first thing he needs to do is install ‘winning mentality’ back into the club.

“Get this ingredient back into the players but also the people that work inside the club day to day.

“Give them back that belief so it is breathing throughout the club again, which is so important.

“But doing the above in the Manchester United way is equally as important.”

4 Things Your Husband Is Too Scared To Tell You

Some men feel they must act and behave according to certain cultural stereotypes. When they have thoughts or feelings that stray from the norm, they are scared to open up about them.

You may not realize something is bothering your man because guys are good at hiding their feelings. But here are four things husbands are too scared to tell their wives.

1. They find other women attractive

Most men think when they get married they are no longer allowed to even look at another woman and, if they do, they’d better not think she is pretty. Just because you are married, does not mean you cannot acknowledge and appreciate beauty.

For some reason it’s okay for women to say how attractive certain celebrity men are. But, if guys comment on a woman’s beauty, it is taboo. There is a difference between looking and lusting. Lusting should never happen. But if your husband thinks another woman is pretty, that’s okay. You are still his main attraction and love of his life.

2. They hate their jobs

A lot of men are afraid to tell their wives how they really feel about their jobs because they feel providing for the family is a man’s responsibility.
If your man hates his job, he may need to look for a new one. This could mean going back to school, taking on a new career and/or starting at the bottom of the barrel. Your husband needs you most at times like these. He needs you to be supportive and to help him work through what is going on. If he is unhappy at work, it can affect other areas of his life. Encourage him to open up and tell you what is going on.

3. They don’t feel “manly” enough for you

Even in today’s modern world, men still like to feel “manly.” They like to solve problems, be handy, help the ones they care about and exert their masculinity. If your man feels he is not providing for you in those ways, it can really affect him. Perhaps he wasn’t able to fix the car or figure out how to help your child with math homework. Maybe he is out of work and not providing the financial help he once was. Whatever it is, it’s hard for him to open up about this subject. Of course you love him and appreciate what he does. He doesn’t need to be Mr. Fix-It for you to love him, but he may feel he does. Allow him to express his concerns and remind him of how many things he does for you that you appreciate. Tell him how he is attractive to you now more than ever.

4. They worry

Some men strongly feel they must be the rock of the family. They need to be stable, steady and not have any fears or concerns. A lot of men interpret worrying as weakness and they don’t want to appear weak. Telling you he worries about finances, his future at his company or even life in general is hard for your guy.

Create an environment where he feels comfortable opening up. Open up first about something bothering you. Ask him questions about what is on his mind. When someone holds on to worry, undue stress piles up, leading to health and marriage problems.

It may be hard for women to understand there are some things men just don’t feel comfortable sharing. It can take time for your man to trust you enough to be open about all topics and feelings, but be patient. Your kindness and concern go a long way and can help him feel more 

Buhari Critically Ill, Set For Medical Checkup Abroad Next Week – PDP

The Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, has alleged that President Muhammadu Buhari is critically ill.
While there is no official confirmation or denial of the claim by the opposition party from the Presidency, our correspondent reports that Buhari yesterday received the outgoing ambassadors of China and Iran at the Presidential Villa, Abuja.
However, the PDP via its official Twitter handle yesterday, claimed that the president is currently receiving treatment for an undisclosed ailment at the Presidential Villa preparatory to his going abroad next week for “medical checkup

TB Joshua: Nigerians Should Prepare For ‘Large Scale’ Scarcity Of Food

On Sunday May 22, 2016, Prophet T.B Joshua of the Synagogue Church Of All Nations (SCOAN), asked Nigerians to brazen up over the recent food scarcity that is being experienced in the country as it is only a shadow of what is to come.

The prophet made some scary revelations on his Emmanuel TV station concerning Nigeria and the world in general.

In the course of the service, he read out from a transcript, the prophecies he had given during his New Year’s Crossover Service of 2016, stressing on the national food scarcity.

On each point read, he expanded further, detailing what Nigeria and Africa are to expect in the nearest future. He said:

“There will be large scale scarcity, shortage of food. As a state, country, continent, we have to go back to the farm to arrest, to alleviate the forthcoming situation.

“It is only a ‘shortage’ that you are experiencing now; you have not experienced ‘large scale’.

“This one that I am saying now, ‘scarcity’, ‘’large scale’, it’s a proverb. Whatever you can do from now till December – all of your money you will use to buy food – you will not have enough to buy”.

Advising those in the real-estate business Prophet T.B Joshua said:

“If you are the type planning to build a house now, stop it for the mean time. If you are in the business of buying land, stop it for the mean time – look for another business. Stop it for the mean time until February next year. Use that money on the need of people now. I’m preparing you. Get ready; lager scale scarcity is coming!”.

The prophet also spoke about the harsh economic situation in Nigeria saying:

“The president will do everything to reject devaluation of the naira – which is a good idea from a good leader. But there will be overwhelming pressure which he will not be able to resist. Nigeria, we are in a valley. The future is crying for help.”

He further explained what he meant by ‘valley’saying:

“I explained that we are in a valley but it is not the valley of the shadow of death. There is no snake or scorpion, it’s different. When you are in the valley you will cry and cry but you will still get out of the valley.

“You have to continue to cut your coat according to your size. Don’t just continue to spend your money on something that won’t be able to help you. Spend your money on something that the whole world will be looking for – food, shelter”.

Talking about terrorism in Africa, Prophet T.B Joshua noted: “African leaders should quickly arrest the political situation. 50% of countries that do elections, at least 45% of them will face crisis.  More African countries will be under siege by terrorists because of pros and cons in choosing leaders. Mishandling of electoral processes will create a conducive atmosphere for terrorists.”

He went on to predict the occurrence of another air mishap which according to him, will be more disastrous than than the recent Egypt aircraft incident: Hear him:

“Egypt has happened and the other one I am seeing is very close and I am going to say the country and the place. This one that I am seeing now is bigger than the one that happened. This one is very close now.

“Every airport security must be tight. You should be careful who you employ to fly as a pilot or flight attendant because they too will apply for this kind of job and they will be patient enough; if it is one or two years they will be patient until the achieve their goal”.

Although Prophet T.B Joshua has been in the centre of many controversies, many people still believe his prophesies, upholding him as an end-time prophet while some others are highly skeptical.

Former NTA Newscaster, Ronke Ayuba’s Husband Is Dead

A Former National Television Authority Newscaster (NTA) Broadcaster, Ronke Ayuba is bereaved.

Sadly, the unforgettable figure on the screen with the golden vioce has just lost her husband, Senator Tanko Ayuba and the cause of death is yet not defined

71-year-old Ayuba was appointed Military Governor of Kaduna state in 1990 and also once represented Kebbi South in the senate on the platform of the People’s Democratic Party.

Senator Ayuba, who was awarded the prestigious Nelson Mandela Gold Award for his excellent leadership and contributions to society in 2008, died at the Lagos University Teaching Hospital in the evening yesterday Wednesday after a protracted illness.

Teenager Committs Suicide Because He Crashed Parents New Car | Photo

After crashing a new car his parents had recently bought for him, an 18-year-old boy decided to take his life.

The 18-year-old gymnast identified as Ruslan Gutu, reportedly committed suicide after telling his girlfriend Athena La, that he was worried about how his parents would react when he tells them about crashing the new car they had just bought for him. Gutu was said to have been worried about how he’d pay for the damage on his car after crashing into a Land Rover.

He sent a text message to his mother saying “Soon i’ll be watching from above”. Gutu was later found hanging from a tree in the woods in his hometown in Bracknell, Berkshire, England.

Here’s what Gutu’s girlfriend said: “He told me he had been driving his car which was new and had crashed it into a Land Rover. He was shaking as he told me. It was brand new and he seemed really worried. He didn’t want to tell his parents and he was worried about how he was going to pay for the damage. The car seemed to be the only worry, but he said he was lonely. I told him he had his family, me and his friends. When I mentioned his friends he became quite upset. I think he had alienated them due to his changes in mood. He asked me if I had any rope or paracetamol and asked how much paracetamol it would take to overdose. I told him he was being stupid. He left at around 6am.”

What do you think?

Source: AlvinNation

FLASH| Aggrieved Woman Plants Cocaine in Pastor’s House May 26, 2016•By AlvinNation

30-year old woman, Mrs. Joy Ogundare, will appear before a Federal High Court in Kano today for allegedly implanting a substance suspected to be cocaine in the apartment of a cleric, Pastor Richard Ekenne.
Ogundare, who confessed to the crime, said she wanted to plant the cocaine in Ekenne’s house in order to implicate him, because of the misunderstanding between the two of them.
She said: “I am not in good terms with Pastor Richard. We even have a pending case at the Magistrates’ Court here in Kano. That was why I wanted to plant cocaine in his apartment to implicate him but I was caught in the process by the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) officers.”
The Kano State NDLEA Commander, Mr. Hamza Umar, said preliminary investigations revealed that Ogundare, who lives in the same compound with Ekenne, was caught implanting 2.2 grams of cocaine in the cleric’s apartment apparently to implicate him for what he did not know anything about.
Umar said the woman was paying for the evil she committed. The NDLEA Chairman/Chief Executive, Col. Muhammad Abdallah (rtd.), promised that the case would be diligently prosecuted. He said: “The agency will continue to uphold the rule of law. The agency respects the rule of law and will remain meticulous in its operations.
“We are pursuing this case to a logical conclusion. Everything possible will be done to prevent the innocent from being punished while the guilty will never escape justice.”
Source:AlvinNation

KWARA | Kidnapped Housewife Found Dead, Dismembered In Fulani Camp

The Kwara State Police Command says it has begun investigation into the circumstances surrounding the death of one Azeez Rafat, a house wife who was kidnapped.

Rafat’s mutilated body was reportedly found some days after her disappearance after some people suspected to be kidnappers allegedly called her relations asking for a N3 million ransom.

She was kidnapped from Arandun, a community in Irepodun Local Government Area, LGA, of the state on May 6; however, few days after her sudden disappearance, her remains were discovered by a team of youths at the Gaa Animoro area of the LGA, a Fulani settlement camp within the community.

The remains of the victim were allegedly found with her br**sts, tongue and a leg dismembered.

The state Police Public Relations Officer, PPRO, Ajayi Okasanmi, confirmed the development on Wednesday.

He told newsmen that Rafat, a mother of five, had left home on the said day at about 6:45 pm, after allegedly receiving a strange anonymous call.

Meanwhile, a woman identified as Sifawu Lawal, who claimed to be the deceased’s mother, told newsmen that a search party was immediately organised when the alarm of her disappearance was raised by her children.

She added that soon after the disappearance of the deceased, members of the family started receiving strange calls from Rafat’s mobile lines with some unidentified persons claiming responsibility for her abduction and demanding N3 million as ransom.

According to her, the callers who claimed that the victim was sold to them equally mentioned some names, including the victim’s husband, Disu Azeez, as the brain behind her disappearance.

Those mentioned during the calls were subsequently arrested and transferred to the police headquarters in Ilorin for interrogation; however, reports revealed that youths in the community who were not satisfied with the claim of the strange callers and suspecting foul play, decided to organise another search party which led to the alleged discovery of the victim’s mutilated body.

The PPRO stated that the police will not relent in its effort to fish out the culprits.

Source:AlvinNation 

Nadia Buari laughed at me when I professed love to her – Aboki4Christ

Stand up comedian, Olufemi Olusesi Michael, popularly known as Aboki4Christ, says he has soft spot for Ghanaian actress, Nadia Buhari, and that he is equally in love with Nollywood diva, Genevieve Nnaji.

The Ogun state born comedian told Nigeriafilms.com recently that he loves both actresses.

Aboki4Christ said, “I want to go on a date with two female celebrities I love.

“Nadia Buari! I met her last year in Ghana and I told her I’m crushing on her and she laughed at me.

“Coming back to Nigeria, I love Genevieve Nnaji so much,” the comedian quipped.

Speaking on the craziest thing he has ever done for love sake, he said, “I emptied my account to rent an apartment for a girl in Port-Harcourt.

“The funniest part is that, she didn’t even love me, it was after the apartment thing that she started giving me small attention.

“I don’t even have that kind of apartment I got for her, it’s crazy believe me,” he added.

HOW SMALL PENIS/QUICK EJACULATION DESTROYS RELATIONSHIPS IN NIGERIA

In Africa most men don’t pay much attention to the size of their manhood this is probably because of traditional and religious ethics, ignorance of the impediment it causes or lack of proper sex education.s

To exacerbate the situation, women who are suffering the most, would have enforce the needed changes on behalf of the men but remains silent due to lack of courage to open up to their partner, fear of being viewed as a wayward and irresponsible woman and  fear of even losing their husband.

 

THE CRITICAL CONSEQUENCES

Women who are not strong emotionally and spiritually cheat on their husband, despite some knowing the implication of a woman committing adultery in their society, they still end up doing it.

Some of them who felt they need to protect their marriage have taken an alternative step to satisfy themselves sexually through masturbation or using “DILDOS”. In fact a survey conducted in university of Glasgow, Glasgow (England) by Sexologists describes that 78% of women who use dildos are those who don’t derive the ultimate pleasure they need in men.

Imagine how painful it is to a man, to see his wife using dildos to satisfy herself whereas he has something in between his legs, but that cannot change the story if she is still unsatisfied with her hubby.

WHAT LEADS TO WOMEN MOANING DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE?

Every woman wants to be in their sexual perfect mood during intercourse. This is only possible when a man comes with a capable manhood that can easily stimulate her sexual hormones. When this happens, blood flood her pelvic area, breathing speeds up, nipple becomes erect and lower part of the vagina narrows in order to have a full grip of the capable penis. As these processes continue, her body involuntarily releases a series of intensely pleasurable waves known as orgasm, this leads to moaning and speaking in tongues.

WHICH TYPE OF WOMEN MAY NEED SMALL PENIS?

Female orgasms are of two types CLITORAL and VAGINAL. Women, who have their Orgasm through Vaginal stimulation, prefer and need Long Penis in both length and girth. Some who have their orgasm via Vaginal and Clitoral also prefer and need long penis in both length and girth while people who have their orgasm via only Clitoral (very few in numbers) may not need long penis before they derive pleasure in sex. This therefore means that men need to have a long and huge penis so as to make their woman derive the ultimate satisfaction and pleasure they need and in turn make themselves happy and satisfied. With this, the rate of infidelity in relationships by women will reduce.

HOW DETRIMENTAL IS QUICK EJACULATION TO SEXUAL PLEASURE?

Some persons do have long penis but cant last longer in bed, this will make the woman not to reach her orgasm, which will cause pelvic heaviness and aching to her, chases away the joy and happiness that comes from sex and makes her uncomfortable. What a big blow!

All thanks to God that these problems are now ameliorating because of the impact of social media. Social media have created an opportunity for women to disclose their bedroom calamity. Sincere men who read these posts or blogs and have genuine love for their wife, fiancée, or their lover have taken immediate necessary steps to solve this problem once and for all.

An example of such person is Mr. Andrew. Although an endowed man, he was rejected by several ladies he fell in love with and receive many negative words from them. Sexual malfunctions like premature ejaculation and small penis ruined his love life. Keeping a lasting relationship was a serious challenge. He nearly gave up on his condition accepting it as nature. But thanks to advancement in medical technology, which made it possible for undersized penis to be increased and quick ejaculation issues be treated in just few weeks.

21 year old virgin unleashes frustration of being a virgin

Considering the level of immorality in the world today, being a virgin at 21 is a big deal. A Nigerian lady, who is only 21-years old cries out about the frustration she is currently facing in her relationships with men all because she is a virgin.

“I’m tired of being a virgin”- she laments. The young lady feels there is something wrong with her and needs help, mostly medical, on how to end her worries. The young lady, unable to explore her sexuality due to her status wrote to a self-styled psychologist and relationship expert Joro Olumofin, to seek an alternative solution to the problem which is hindering her from keeping a relationship.

Read what the frustrated girl wrote below:

I Am Tired Of Being a virgin

“Good morning Joromofin! I have been following you for quite some time now. Trust me, great work you are doing. Please kindly keep me anonymous. I am 21-years of age and I have been having problem with my relationships for subsequent times now. Meanwhile, I cherished my relationship for reasons I don’t know why.

“Am I just possessed or does this happen to every girl on their first time? Whenever I and my ex are on the bed we enjoy the romance and foreplay but whenever he tries putting his fingers inside me I don’t allow him to cos it is always painful, not to talk of putting his dick in order to dis-virgin me.

“I just scream aloud even without him putting it inside which usually gets him furious and angry and then he leaves me immediately.  Please guys help me out. This has really affected my relationship and I don’t want to loose my next relationship.

“Is there any pill I can take in order not to feel the pain cos I really ant to have s*x just like every other lady out there. I really need your advice guys.”

N940m grazing reserves for herdsmen: Lawmakers fault Buhari

 N940m grazing reserves for herdsmen: Lawmakers fault Buhari

John Ameh,Femi Atoyebi, Sunday Aborisade,Kamarudeen Ogundele, Jude Owuamanam, Mudiaga Affe,Femi Makinde, Gibson Achonu and Peter Dada About 350 federal and state lawmakers from the Southern part of Nigeria have vowed to resist any move by the Federal Government to acquire land by force from their territories for grazing reserves. The lawmakers said they would rather support the establishment of private ranches for cattle owners in the Northern parts of the country. They spoke against the backdrop of the N940m provided in the 2016 budget for grazing reserves. The South-West lawmakers said that grazing reserves could be created in the North so long as doing so did not include forcing land owners to relinquish their property for grazing purposes. The most ranked lawmaker from the South-West, who also doubles as the Leader of the House of Representatives, Mr. Femi Gbajabiamila, spoke on behalf of the 71 lawmakers from the region. He told Saturday PUNCH that much depended on the details of the Federal Government's policy on grazing. Gbajabiamila said, "It depends on where the reserves are located. We don't know the details yet. The Minister of Agriculture, Chief Audu Ogbeh, did not mention this, but said there was a lot of fallow land up North where reserves or ranches would be located. "Please, remember that no one has any issue with grazing reserves. The issue raised by Nigerians is whether or not the Federal Government can forcefully acquire individual or state land for that purpose." The South-South lawmakers in the House of Representatives were more direct in their opposition to reserves. Their Leader, Mr. Leo Ogor, who spoke on behalf of 51 other lawmakers from the South-South, called for the enactment of legislation to criminalise grazing outside ranches as the permanent solution to herdsmen/farmers' clashes. Ogor, who is also the Minority Leader of the House, said, "The conflicts created by cattle rearers in this country have become a major issue and we must find a permanent solution to such crises. "Creating grazing reserves cannot be the permanent solution. We should be talking of creating ranches, which limit the cattle to a locality where they are supposed to be catered for by the owners. "The solution lies in coming up with legislation that will criminalise grazing outside the ranches. "We live in a modern society and the cost of moving cattle from place to place is there for us all to see in the lives being lost and the property being destroyed. "Until we wake up and do the right thing, we will continue to chase shadows." The forty-three lawmakers representing the South-East in the House of Representatives are already set to protest against the N940m budgeted for the grazing reserves. One of the senior members from the zone, Mr. Pat Asadu, told Saturday PUNCH that the members were ready to organise a protest if it was proven that the Federal Government planned to create grazing reserves in any part of the South-East. Asadu, who is from Enugu State, said, "It is a no go area for us and we have said so several times. "Grazing reserves is not the way to go. I am surprised to hear that N940m is in the budget for grazing reserves. I have called for a copy of the budget and I am going through it. "We will oppose anything on grazing reserves in the budget. Again, the problem with this 2016 budget is that you hardly know which version anyone is using. "But, I can assure you that we won't accept any grazing reserves." Similarly, no fewer than 185 lawmakers from some state Houses of Assembly are bitter that the issue of controversial grazing reserve was included in the national budget. The 27-member Imo State House of Assembly also opposed the idea of creating grazing reserves for the herdsmen in the state. One of the House's officials, who spoke on condition of anonymity because the issue had yet to be officially deliberated upon on the floor of the House, said his colleagues would not support any move to allocate any portion of the land in the state for grazing reserve. He said, "The amount budgeted for the grazing reserve is even on the high side, considering the economic condition of the country. "What the Federal Government should have done is to earmark some amount of money to enlighten Fulani herdsmen on why they should embrace ranching." The spokesperson for the 26-member Osun State House of Assembly, Mr. Olatubosun Oyintiloye, urged the Federal Government to review the N940m budget for the grazing reserves to avoid creating a bigger problem while attempting to solve a smaller one. He said though the national budget had been signed into law, it could still be reviewed by the National Assembly. Oyintiloye explained that Nigerians, especially those in the Southern parts of the country, were worried over the establishment of grazing reserves in the zone because of the incessant attacks on their people by the herdsmen. He said, "While the Federal Government might have very good intention of creating the reserves, which is believed to be a strategy to ending Fulani herdsmen attacks on farmers and residents of their host communities in the country, the southerners who are believed to be major victims of the herdsmen attacks believe that the creation of these reserves will compound the problem. "The Federal Government must listen to the voices of experts; facts should be sieved from sentiments and we must consider best practices in countries like Holland and Brazil. "For instance, virtually all the milk we consume in Nigeria come from Holland, but you will never see their cattle along the road for grazing and so, we can consider their knowledge useful in that regard. "While we think this is necessary is that by Land Use Act of 1978, governors are the ones empowered by law to give land for such purpose and no governor will want to joke with the security of his people. "That is why you hear some governors in the Southern part of the country kicking against it." According to the 25 members of the Cross River State House of Assembly, the N940m budgeted for grazing reserves is a misplaced priority by the Federal Government. While speaking on behalf of his colleagues, the Speaker of the state House of Assembly, Mr. John Gaul-Lebo, stated that the Federal Government had no right to forcefully acquire any land from the state government for grazing reserve. He recalled that the oldest grazing reserve in Nigeria, the Obudu Cattle Ranch, was bought by the then regional colonial government in 1842, adding that if the Federal Government was desirous of establishing grazing reserves in the state, it would have to pay for it. Gaul-Lebo said, "Grazing is business and not a government venture. If government wants to establish grazing reserves for herdsmen, it is a different ball game, but it cannot force people to surrender their land for grazing. "Governors are the custodian of the land upon which grazing can be carried on in states. I do not see how the Federal Government can force Cross River State to allocate land for grazing, it will not happen." To the 25-member Ondo State House of Assembly, it makes no economic sense to create grazing reserves for herdsmen, let alone budgeting N940m for the purpose. The Chairman of the state House of Assembly Committee on Information, Mr. Olamide George, said the Federal Government should have used the money for other agricultural purposes. He said, "The idea of creating or budgeting money for grazing reserves is not good for the country when you look at it critically. If the money is spent on other agricultural purposes, it will go a long way in developing the sector. So, I don't see the reason the Federal Government wants to spend such money on the grazing reserves which can cause violence. "The people of the South-West are already seeing the herdsmen as being violent and creating grazing reserves for them in the zone will cause more violence. "We should develop our agricultural sector in such a way that people will be able to practise animal husbandry in enclosed areas so that the animals would not be destroying other people's farmlands or crops." The Ekiti State House of Assembly flayed the Federal Government for not consulting enough before voting money for the grazing reserves. The state Assembly, however, vowed to work against creation of grazing reserves in the state. The Chairman, the House Committee on Information, Mr. Gboyega Aribisogan, who spoke on behalf of 25 other members of the House, said, "The Federal Ministry of Agriculture should have consulted widely before voting the money for the grazing reserves. The money should be diverted to other interests. "We will never support the creation of the grazing reserves. It is wrong. It is a booby trap; we will not allow that." The Edo State House of Assembly comprises 24 members. One of the Assembly's principal officers, who spoke on condition of anonymity, told Saturday PUNCHthat the issue of grazing reserves would not be mentioned on the floor of the House let alone being discussed. According to him, creating grazing reserves will provoke a bigger problem that will be difficult to address. Also, a member of the Oyo State House of Assembly, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said the state governor, Abiola Ajimobi, had expressed the mind of the people of the state when he said recently that he would not surrender any land in the state for grazing reserves. "Ajimobi has spoken the mind of the Oyo State people," the lawmaker said. According to the lawmaker, the 32-member of the Oyo State House of Assembly supports the governor's position. He said, "The House of Assembly is aware of the importance of the matter because many communities have experienced attacks in the hands of Fulani herdsmen. "The House has been in recess and members were supposed to meet on Thursday, but with the nationwide strike declared by labour union in the country, the session did not hold." In the same vein, the Chairman, Federation of Middle Belt People, Mr. Manasseh Watyil, and President of the Berom Youths Movement, Mr. Choji Chuwang, have condemned the N940m allocated to grazing reserves in the 2016 budget. They described the action as stoking more trouble than the government could handle. Speaking in separate interviews with one of our correspondents on Thursday in Jos, the duo vowed to oppose the creation of grazing reserves in any part of the Middle Belt. Watyil said, "The Middle Belt is never in any way in support of grazing reserves. It is all targeted at disrupting the peace of the region. The questions are: whose farmland will be given for that? And who is ready to forgo his farmland? Which area is the grass fit for the grazing? Where is the Savannah? Is it the Middle Belt? Can they graze in the desert or the swampy area such as the South-South or the South-East? The issue of grazing reserve is unacceptable and we are not ready to release our land." The BYM president advised the Federal Government to forget the idea of grazing reserve in any part of Beromland. He said, "They (the Fulani) inherited cows from their fathers and we inherited land. So, we are not going to sit by and watch anybody take over our land. Cattle rearing is a private business. So, why should the government be involved in somebody's private business? Why should the government take our land and give to somebody else to do his private business? The government is stoking more trouble and we will resist that with the last drop of our blood." However, the Special Adviser on Media to the Plateau State Governor, Mr. Samuel Nanle, said that the purpose for the allocation was misunderstood. According to him, "The provision is for the importation of improved cattle feeds and hay to enhance the ranching option to nomadic cattle rearing. "It is an agro support provision like it is done for fertilisers and other farm implements in the different value chain programmes in the agricultural sector." He said that government would support any measure that could reduce the violent clashes associated with the movement of nomads within the state and country. Meanwhile, a cross-section of senators from the Southern part of the country explained that the N940m in the 2016 budget was not meant for the controversial grazing reserves. Rather, the senators, who spoke with one of our correspondents off and on the record, said the money was for "strategic grazing reserves." The Chairman, Senate Committee on Information, Enyinnaya Abaribe, said the executive could not vote money for the controversial grazing reserve routes without sending a bill for its creation. Abaribe said there was no bill before the National Assembly on the establishment of grazing reserves. He said, "The Federal Ministry of Agriculture wants to use the N940m in its budget to purchase land, in any part of the country and create grazing reserves which will act as last option in case of any emergency. "The executive needs the approval of the National Assembly to create grazing reserve routes by sending a bill to the federal parliament." Also, the senator representing Oyo South, Adesoji Akanbi, said the executive could not allocate resources to a project that was not backed by necessary legislation. He stated that the executive was, however, free to purchase land in any part of the country and experiment any agricultural practice. Akanbi said, "We don't have any problem with the Federal Ministry of Agriculture buying lands to carry out any project, but we are opposed to forceful takeover of state lands to create routes exclusively for herdsmen."

One tomato cost #470 yet NAFDAC plans to barn importation from china

Despite the increasing scarcity of fresh tomatoes in Nigeria, there are indications that the National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control (NAFDAC) might ban the importation of tomato paste from China. This is following a startling revelation from a research carried out by the Food Safety and Applied Nutrition (FSAN) office of the agency.

The minimum requirement specified by the Codex Alimentarius Standards and Nigerian Industrial Standards is that tomato pastes should have at least 28% tomato content while other ingredients should make up the remaining 72%. However, according to Sahara reporters, the canned tomato pastes which are imported from China, fall below the required standard.

The FSAN research revealed that out of 316 packs of tomato pastes purchased in Lagos and tested, 218 of them had less than the minimum requirement (28%) of the pulpy fruit in them. The research also accused tomato paste companies of working with Chinese companies to sell unwholesome products to Nigerians. Some of these products were seized and destroyed in Onitsha market, Anambra State.

While other countries bask in the abundance of tomatoes this rainy season, Nigerians live in lack. The joke now is that tomatoes are more expensive than apples which used to be seen as pricey. One ball of apple sells for approximately N60, while five pieces of tomatoes of a smaller size goes for nothing less than N500 in the cheapest market, meaning one ball is equivalent to N100.

Meanwhile, fee days back, someone posted a picture of four tomatoes sold at a shopping mall in Abuja for N1881. This simply implies that a ball of the vegetable cost N470. Just last year, the same pack was sold for around N300.